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Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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