I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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