just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Actions speak louder than pants.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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