i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Randomize