p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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