I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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