She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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