Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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