they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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