he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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