So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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