Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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