Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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