I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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