If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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