Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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