The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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