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  One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.

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• Didn't get it, then remembered my collection of Bloc Party albums...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:12pm

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• Awesome. Great boss.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:09pm

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• actually its not in retrograde yet... but whatever right...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:26pm

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• What a hilarious text from last night. I think we can all remember a time when we sent one like this out. Seriously though, I wish we could move away from texts about your day and go back to actual texts from last night because I don't have enough of a life to stop reading these, and the quality is getting worse by the day.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:44am

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• Google knows everything. Google has all the answers.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:21pm

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• I know it sounds crazy but when I can always tell when Mercury is in retrograde, Pay attention to the universe and you might be surprised.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:28pm

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• I've had a boss (well, assistant manager) tell me nearly the same thing. She said she thought it was to blame for all the arguments going on in the shop. So happy I don't work retail anymore...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:50pm

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• It's the moderator's fault for encouraging this shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:45am

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• An astrology freak, that's my kind of boss..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:25pm

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• She could just be quoting Bloc Party and fucking with you? (>___<)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:03am

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• she's dead serious...and it explains a lot of what's happening in this corner of the world, also. fuck.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:36am

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• <<< Anonymous said... flirst!(#%@& September 2, 2009 5:09PM Anonymous said... yes that's first with an L. September 2, 2009 5:09PM >>> Ooh, double loser...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:14pm

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• Gemini - You have a personality disorder

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:10pm

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• yes that's first with an L.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:09pm

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• yeah it is, i just goooooogled it. you lose sucka

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:39pm

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• Ummm, 1:14 AM, the effects of retrograde begin almost a week before and last almost a week after. Sorry to burst your fucktard bubble.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:38am

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• you jumped over some of my bosses! -the quiet guy in the corner

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:46pm

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• @5:39 Umm idiot unless you have skipped to Sept 7th already its not... Fucking Moron...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:59pm

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• yeah she's serious...serioulsy fucking stupid! find a new job before you have to kill her moronic ass for believing in that shit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:45pm

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• apparently shit is going to be going wrong till Sept 9- just throwing it out there

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:46pm

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• Everyday of my life. Live with someone like that for 18 years and talk to me later.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:12pm

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• Mercury is in retrograde Sept 7 - 29 ya fucktards!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:14am

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• what?!?! google doesn't know everything ??.......

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:08pm

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• didnt they disprove retrograde motion in the 1700s? like that it doesnt exit?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:32pm

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• um mercury is, idiot! also...L isn't even in the word "first"...who teaches you people!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:23pm

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• Wait, is that a Defying Gravity reference? Isn't mercury in retrograde on that show?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:48pm

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• I thought it was because Venus was in the ascendency of Uranus.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:38am

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• god bless bloc party

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:02am

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• Hahahahaha, sooooo funny. I totally would have laughed in the boss' face.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:04am

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• that boss sounds like an asshole

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:14pm

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• Clearly, someone has been watching "Defying Gravity" on ABC. Pretty sure that's the reference here.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:18pm

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