I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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