I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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