Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Randomize
