You work out of a Hotel?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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