Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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