Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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