you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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