Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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