The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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