if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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