oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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