Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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