I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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