everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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