Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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