The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Randomize
