Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think my vagina is haunted
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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