Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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