The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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