Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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