That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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