Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dick very happy bro
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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