I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Randomize
