I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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