no. you can't hotbox the world.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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