people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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