She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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