Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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