3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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