The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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