whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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