I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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