haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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