white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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