It's like God shit irony all over that family
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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