I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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