Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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