Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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