I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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