I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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