thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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